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    April 04

    Become an ISSA executive

    Hey everyone,

    Its almost the end of the 2005-2006 school year and we're looking for devoted soccer-crazy students to keep the ISSA running for many more years to come.

    WHY should i bother becoming an ISSA executive in the 2006-2007 school year?

    Its FUN.
    You get to meet a lot of students.
    You can build business contacts through sponsorship events.
    You gain hands-on experience in creating events for the members. This will build your communication, organization, management and strategic-thinking skills.
    As a 2nd year run club, YOU WILL FINALLY HAVE A BUDGET!! Money will be given to you from the CSU! All our present executives had to put in money from their own pockets to create ISSA. All you have to do next year is request money from the CSU! You lucky people.
    You help raise money for fund-raising organizations.

    and best of all...YOU DO STUFF RELATING TO FOOTBALL! (soccer..whatever you wanna call it)



    Wouldn't being an ISSA executive take too much of my studying time?Or even my leisure time?

    ISSA is a TEAM effort, so when one person is busy, you have another person there to help cover you. We allows put school work in front of ISSA stuff. Always.

    As for the social time.....ISSA IS LEISURE in itself!!!  Its fun!! Try it out!!!


    So what kind of positions are available?

    Well, Rami (the president) and myself, Wael (the co-president), will be graduating, so those 2 spots are free.

    But to make it fair, all spots are available. So the current executives need to get elected to become next years executives.

    What does each position do?

    President + Co-President

    o        In charge of the annual revision & execution of all related issues pertaining to the committee's constitution.

    o        Possesses a veto vote on all issues

    o        Directs all VP affairs

    o        Operates as a signing officer

    o        Sits on the athletic department council committee

    o        In charge of annual budgets

    -          VP external

    o        Uphold relations with other student associations within Concordia University

    o        Operates as representative to outside profit & non-profit organizations and companies

    o        Uphold relations with other University student associations

    o        Responsible for all public relations operations

    -          VP finance

    o        Operates as second signing officer & maintains check book

    o        In charge of upholding all budgetary matters

     

    -          VP social affairs

    o        Operates as a representative for contact weekends

    o        Acts as a representative and coordinator for all social functions, tournaments and scheduled gatherings for members

     

    -          VP marketing/media relations

    o        Operates as a promotional representative

    o        Maintains all electronic mail related issues

    o        Checks all physical in-bound &-bound mail on both campuses

    o        Maintains and updates association's website

    o        In charge of postering

     

    -          The chairperson

    o        Expected to support All VP tasks

    o        In charge of taking notes as well as minutes in all scheduled meetings

    o        Expected to maintain all tasks delegated by Co-Presidents

         -    Webmaster

    o In charge of running and upholding the ISSA website
    o       
    Expected to maintain all tasks delegated by Co-Presidents


    What do i do to run for an executive position?

    Simple: just email us and tell us which 3 positions you'd like to run for (list in terms of priority) and write a few sentences about why you think you'll be fit for the job.



    This association was created for people like yourself, and we urge you to join our executive team.

    Please email us back if you have any questions.

    Or you can call me or Rami at:

    514-585 7135   Rami
    514-803 3109   Wael



    Yours truly,

    Wael Jabi

    Co-President of the I.S.S.A   2005-2006
    March 18

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    February 25

    CANCUN MEXICO 2006

    CANCUN SPRING BREAK
    2006
     
     
     
     
     
    What happens in Cancun, stays in Cancun.
     
     
     
     
    Q: Hey guys, how was snorkeling?
     
    A:  WE GOT HAMMERED!!!!! haha
     
     
     
     
     
     
    thankx ramzi tizzle & taimoor teyroos for making the last spring break of my life the most memorable n fun by faaaaaaaaaaaaar!!!
    February 06

    Mounir's Celebrity Party!

     
      Upon entering the Camel-toueg residence, the door was opened by a Barbie Doll...yes gentlemen, a real-life human sized Barbie doll.
     
    After that delightful sight, one was complexed by the variety of people. One feels like he/she were at the 2006 Grammy's. A most spectacular sight of wanna-be's and shenanna-be's. I was greeted by a "boogie nights extra" fellow with a rather large FRO (bigger than saman's)...luckily it was rami the squirrel. Walk a few steps and i ran into DR.EVIL, he was the pakistani version with a full head of hair, yes u guessed it, its mr. teyroos Khan!! Then i bumped into "Indiana Jones" the host of this festival, a full suit complete with a gun and a wipping wiper thingie. Mounir will gladly tell u where he rented it from..i think hes doing promo for them...
     
     
    Now, what was i u ask? No im not Chuck Norris, i am the Senshido Master...and at my side was my trustful sidekick Celia dressed up as gangster rapstar , and she even had her own sidekick, Super Nemo the fish!!!
     
    A few more celebs at the party: Saman Fro, A greek soldier (a real one), foxy cleopatra, a bride&groom, Hussam Bin Laden, Al Qaeda soldier, George the singer, a Surfer, a few retro girls, a cowgirl and the REASON for the party, Demi (the main celeb)
     
    The party was breifly interuppted by cops but we gave them some weed n they ran away.
     
    The party in rami's room was the best part of the nite definately!
    February 01

    happpy bdayy taimoorrr

    i would like to take this opportunity to tell u taimoor that today u turn 21 and today is the first day of the rest of ur life, happy fuckin birthday, sonny.
     
     
     
     
     
    p.s  also its this website's 1 year anniversary.
    January 29

    Paintball

    PAINTBALL
     
     
     
    After an exciting fun-filled game of PAINTBALL, the players are exhausted. An amazing turn up of 22 players showed up for this event. I would list the names but its too many.
     
    HIGHLIGHTS:  Taimoor Khan turned up to be the number one killer and also the number one dirty player!
    Caroline, one of taimoor's victims, was out after a dangerous blow in the back of the head.
    Sandra, one of ramzi's victims, has a close shot to her fingers!  ramzi im gana get back at u for that.
    Best shot of the game was SIHAM'S sneak back-stab shot at taimoor. wonderful strategy.
     
    Anyways, it was great and the dog was HUGE.
     
    next time, we'll all wear caps and thicker clothing!
     
     
    January 16

    Fondooooo nite

    Fondue at Rami's
     
    If it wasnt for me n George, THERE WOODN'T HAVE BEEN ANY CHOCOLATE!!!
    January 07

    Welcome to..

    WELCOME TO 2006
     
     
     
     
     
     
    Dubai winter helicopter pics of Palm Islands+THE WORLD
    December 05

    Dxb party

    Click pic for more info
     
    party in dubai
     
    yayyyyy
    November 28

    BONSAI TREE

    My latest obsession.

    Imagine a huge xmas tree.15 feet high..about 58 years old...imagine how big it is, imagine how stong the branches and the trunk would be...

    now imagine all this in YOUR HOME. Impossible right? WRONG.

    The art of training a tree to GROW, just as strong, just as old, just as pretty...BUT MINI-version! but still REAL!

    IS it hard to do that? Not if you buy it from a shop who will fix it up for u once a year.

    IS it expensive? Usually about 60 - 80 dollars per Bonsai Tree.

    The big one shown here is about $300. Sandra bought it for my bday, its 28 years old

    The other 2 cute ones are Ziad's and they are 12 years old each.

     

    October 31

    Episode 1

    I, Rana Rita Richard Abou-Nassar, hereby pledge that I solemnly swear that, Wael Muhannad Ibn Adnan Abou Bakr Al-Jabi the 3rd stipulate in writing and in spoken word in a variety of various languages across the nations of various languages across the nations and locations and destinations on every part of this globe, and galaxy in this universe. The constitution constitutes that we hereby swear that the amendments of the mandate will result in an excellent grade (A+ from a C!) during the first year of growth with a lot of reticular formations of the frontal lobes in the cerebral cortex of the brain which is responsible for logic and planning. Heyyyyyy Sitttt Straight!!! Heyyyyy stop talking!! Dj Bassel! Dj Bassel Chit chat room & tangible key chain with reem and her amazing writing skills. Rana Abou-nassar is now going to blossom with writing: ok guys, my mouth is so dry and jabi said "hmm ummm" meaning that he is too. Don't write so big he said! Then sergant Sandra called and me and jabi got scared. BUT stay tuned for next week's crazy episode! Same bat-time, same bat-channel, same bat-place, same bat-your-face!!!!

    September 28

    ISSA OFFICIAL LAUNCH !!!

    International Student Soccer Association
     
     
    FINALLY, the I.S.S.A have officially launched!! It was a SPECTACULAR event. A very nicely designed table was created on the Mezannine of the H-Building at Concordia University and we managed to sign up over 300 MEMBERS!!!! THATS INSAAAAAAAAANE !!!!!!!
     
    IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO BECOME PART OF THIS CRAZY SOCCER CLUB, EMAIL :  ISSA.FC@GMAIL.COM
     
    For the love of the game,
    Team I.S.S.A
    September 19

    APOLOGIEZZ

                       APOLOGIES TO THE PEOPLE OF KUWAIT
     
     I would just like to apologies for sayin that Kuwait is a boring place and that i would never go there.
    SOMEHOW i was forced to stay there for one night on my way to SHARM el sheikh...
    i met up with Ziad and Nayef and they took me out. SURPRISINGLY, it was funnnnnn!!!
     
    so im soryy to all u kuwaitis...u r all invited to come stay at my house in dubai !!!
     
    (r u happy now?)
    August 07

    Happy burzday sandra

    Happy Burthday Booyeeeee
    June 24

    SUMMER 2005 HAS BEGUN!!!!!!

    SUMMER DEUX MILLE CINQ!!!!!!!

    tHE ultimate crazinessnesstisity has starteddddddddddd

    If your goin to dubai, c u there!!!!!

    If your goin to abu dhabi/sharjah...i feel ur pain..im sorry...

    Lebanon! watch out for those random bombs, seriously

    Jordan? aish??? AISH???

    Souuuriyaa??? moooooooo...i wish i can go..but they'll put me in jail

    Saudi Arabians peeps, have fun at those compound/embassy parties!! haha

    Kuwait/Qatar/Oman never bin, never planin to go, bas enjoyyyyyyy

    India, im so scared of those transvesties who come begging to ur car door for money and if u dont give them they will put a spell on u!! f***cking scary shit!!!

    Pakistan, PARTY AT   AREA 51 !!! yaaaa baby

    And for all those who r stayin in Canada....ROCK ON EH!!!!

    June 22

    TREO 600 FOR SALE

    TREO 600 FOR SALE

     

    I am selling a USED treo 600 on EBAY.CA

    for more details check out the auction itself.

    I will also sell TWO MORE TREO 600's when i come back from summer vacation.

    If you are interested let me know.

    superwouzy@hotmail.com

    good luck to the bidders!

    June 12

    FORMULA 1 MONTREAL 2005

                                           NUMBER ONE                                   

    What an exciting race ladies and gentleman. One of the most interesting races i have ever seen so far...

    blown engines, accidents, penalties (no this is not football), heat, girls, screaming.. this is what F1 is ALL ABOOT! 

    .....The WINNER of THE 2005 MONTREAL GRAND PRIX IS:

                            KIMI RAIKONNEN             

                                 WEST McLAREN MERCEDES

    (IF you have no idea who the hell this guy is... please see attached photo)

    (the second pic is with DAVID COULTHARD who USED to race wit WEST)

    now hes with REDBULL...

    June 08

    SpAcE 32 !

                   CELEBRATE FORMULA 1 WEEKEND AT SPACE 32

    If u need presale tickets, u can call SAMAN 514- 5763233 or email  saman@space32.com, they are 15$ and includes one free drink so its like fucking dirt cheap!!!

    June 06

    TOUR DE L'iLE !!

                            THE MONTREAL BIKE FESTIVAL

    Thingz started a bit slow on JUNE 5TH, 2005. Siham,Alex,Carolina,Yanna,Hoda and BIBI decided to take their SWEET ASS TIME !!

    On the good side of thingz, AN ESTIMATED  8,500 ppl  showed up!!

    the trip was insanely fun, full of surprises, accidents, sun burning, stripping pictures and a FCUK load of NAGGING!!!

    Best part was getting sprayed with the firestation's fire-hose while biking...SO REFRESHING!!

    Thankxxxxxxx eveyroneeee it was awsome, n im SOOO doin it next year!

    More ppl nxt time and less nagging.

    and alex n carolina start practicing to BIKE FASTER!! and hoda start practicing to BIKE STRAIGHT!!

    Siham and yanna...nothing bad to say, u guys were up to my standards!! haha

    BIBI n lil Z... until next time! cheerio!!!

    May 28

    EAT "bullshit" Soccer Tournament

                                           I   .    S     .     S    .     A

    To promote the ISSA (International Student Soccer Association), a new association in Concordia that me and rami are going to start next FALL 2006, we decided to enter tournaments and name teams I.S.S.A to get people involved in the association from before it even starts.

    2 weeks ago we made a team and named them the I.S.S.A and entered in a big outdoor soccer tournament held by the Arab Association. The result?

    We came NUMBER ONE !!

    Yesterday we entered TWO I.S.S.A teams (ISSA A-TEAM, ISSA B-TEAM) in another smaller INdoor tournament. The result?

    I.S.S.A (A-TEAM) = 2nd Place      (lost in penalties)

    I.S.S.A (B-TEAM) = 3rd Place       (lost in penalties)

       ? ?  ? ? ? ? ? WHY ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

    bEcause they changed the whole format of the game and included semi-finals wen they shoodnt have. fukin bastards.

    Please see attached, the pics.  it was fun neways. the $50 chin pads were worth it.